Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 Delivering packages to every house

Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior

El Guapo's disappointment over receiving a sweater was so legendary he turned it into a brand

Bold distressed vintage-style text in dark brown reads "Bumpuses

Bold white blackletter text below reads "Ho's Out

Opening a steakhouse afterward is the most unhinged victory lap in Midwest vacation history

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 Delivering packages to every houseJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading